What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:29
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : Thank you.
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Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : Sure.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : I'm 24.
What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Tea ?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
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Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Why should we share our wife with others?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : No
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : I don't drink
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
Me : Because it's month of August.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.